AI interior criticism, unfiltered

Your room asked to be roasted.

Upload a photo. Get a savage critique, a redesign score, three fixes, and a Room Report Card built to share.

First roast free. No credit card. Feelings optional.

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Room report card

“Your lamp is carrying the whole lease.”

B−

What to expect from every roast

Funny, not cruel

Sharp commentary aimed at the room—not the person living in it.

3 real fixes

Specific ideas you can use instead of vague “add personality” advice.

You control sharing

Your report stays yours until you decide it belongs on the internet.

From camera roll to callout

One photo. A complete room verdict.

Roastly turns interior feedback into something useful enough to act on and funny enough to post.

01

Upload your unfiltered room

Drop in a photo of your bedroom, desk setup, apartment, or suspiciously empty corner. No mood board required.

02

Get the roast and the receipts

Roastly delivers a sharp critique, a redesign score, and three concrete changes you can actually make.

03

Turn the verdict into content

Generate a vertical Room Report Card with your grade and best one-liner, ready for Stories and short-form posts.

Pick your damage

Roast once or keep the heat on.

Straightforward credits. Every roast includes the critique, score, fixes, and share card.

Free taste

$0once

See whether Roastly understands the assignment.

  • 1 complete room roast
  • Redesign score + 3 fixes
  • Shareable Room Report Card
Try a free roast
Best for serial redecorators

Roast Pack

$9one time

For your bedroom, desk, dorm, and that one friend who insists their LED strips are “ambience.”

10 complete room roasts
10 redesign scores
30 actionable fixes
10 social-ready report cards
Get 10 roast credits

Before you upload

Questions with honest answers.

Your room. Our problem.

Ready for the verdict?

Upload the photo you keep cropping out of your posts. Roastly will handle the rest.

Roast my room